I finally broke down and decided to give the Korean malted barley experiment a try. I picked up 2kg of yeotgileum at the store near my house and attempted to pick out as many of the roots as i could. Definitely not worth your time. about two hours later, my neck is killing me and as soon as I added the water to the mash, a ton of little roots floated to the top. I tried to fish out as many as i could, and then just gave up and let it mash.
The stuff doesn't seem to be super mashable. I don't think that it has enough diastatic power to convert itself. After an hour, an iodine test showed that it's not fully converted. I just threw in some six-row and left it to mash for a while more. I wish i measured out how much i put in there first, but unfortunately this is going to be a very unscientific experiment. Hopefully i'll end up with a couple gallons of drinkable beer.
I'll keep everyone updated, as i know several people here were curious.
Wish me luck.

